You Chose Jim Jordan’s Stupidest Quote November 13, 2026 Jordan, showing off how high he can count. (Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images) On Tuesday, I asked TBR voters to help choose the dumbest thing that newly-christened House Minority Leader Jim Jordan has ever said. As many readers observed, it was incredibly hard to pick just one. Nevertheless, over 23,000 of you voted, and we have a winner: Read more
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