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Help Me Choose The Stupidest Jim Jordan Quote

Help Me Choose The Stupidest Jim Jordan Quote

November 10, 2026

Jordan, showing off how high he can count. (Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images)

In a bold attempt to alienate their few remaining voters, on Tuesday congressional Republicans elected as minority leader Rep. Jim Jordan, the nation’s foremost human repellent.

As a public service, I’d like to share Jordan’s stupidest quote. Unfortunately, he has been such a formidable firehose of idiocies that it’s impossible for me to choose.

That’s where you come in. Please review the following Jordanisms and vote for the most moronic:


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