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CIA Experiencing Mass Exodus

CIA Experiencing Mass Exodus

October 23, 2026

The Central Intelligence Agency is experiencing a historic surge of departures as the Trump administration pushes veteran officers to resign or retire. What do you think?

“So that’s why I keep seeing #OpenToSpy banners on LinkedIn.”

Lynn Mysyk, Boot Fitter


“No wonder we haven’t overthrown any governments this month.”

Phil Baker, Backup Carpenter


“Luckily, waterboarding is a highly transferable skill.”

Diego Calderon, Rhinestone Installer

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