LEXINGTON, KY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “apoplectic with rage” on Saturday after a tiny crowd showed up for his heavily-publicized “Pro Kings” rally.

An advance team led by Eric Trump had scheduled the event at Lexington, Kentucky’s Kroger Field, a stadium with a 61,000-seat capacity, but later engaged in what was called “an orgy of finger-pointing” after only 14 people turned out.

Taking to Truth Social, the elder Trump called the minuscule Pro Kings crowd a “total disgrace,” adding, “Especially this Year, when we’re Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the Last Time we had a King!”

TBR Cartoon of the Day

Tom Toro won the National Cartoonist Society’s Reuben Award for best gag cartoonist of 2025. His debut cartoon collection AND TO THINK WE STARTED AS A BOOK CLUB… was nominated for the Eisner Award and was a TBR Book Club pick. His new children’s picture book, BETWEEN THE BALLOONS, will be published tomorrow.

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