The Private Haiku Journal of Pete Hegseth October 10, 2026 Updated on October 11, 2026 Andrew Harnik/Getty Images TBR EXCLUSIVE—You may think you know Pete Hegseth, the former “Fox & Friends” weekend host determined to rid the military of weirdos and beardos. But there’s another Pete—a sensitive, vulnerable Pete—that emerges in his private haikus, obtained by TBR when he accidentally texted them to us. Read the following poems and discover a whole new Hegseth: a tortured warrior at war with himself. Read more
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