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Unfit to Serve

Unfit to Serve

October 7, 2026

Last week, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made headlines by offering this vision of the military: “No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.” Inspired by this wisdom, we’ve complied our own list of people who should be banned from the US government:

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