Dennis Hastert Dies
Disgraced former House Speaker Dennis Hastert has died at 84, the Republican having once been imprisoned for a hush money scheme intended to cover up his repeated molestation of teen athletes. What do you think?
“From the first couple sentences I’ve read about him, he sounds like an impressive guy.”
Shane Kress, Medical Restocker
“Finally, a politician giving the people what they want.”
Lucas Teruki, Racehorse Namer
“Poor guy was just ahead of his time.”
Sandy Goodall, Wheel Attacher
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