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The Onion’s Top State Fair Foods

August 7, 2026

As late summer gives way to early fall, many Americans will head to the fair and seek out their favorite regional delicacies. Here are The Onion’s top state fair foods. 

Smoked Carny Leg

Whole Branzino On A Stick

Big Ol’ Gulp From The Hose

Tums Egg Roll

Tarred-And-Feathered Corn Dog

Deep-Fried Items From The Lost And Found

Man Curds

Single 4,000-Calorie Peanut

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