How To Incorporate AI Into Your Daily Life

Despite the ubiquity of autonomous agents and chatbots, many Americans are still confused about how to make AI part of their daily routines. The Onion provides tips for using AI to your advantage.

Use Claude to scan long, boring emails for important info like court dates and official charges.

Drop your standards for a romantic partner until having a body is no longer a requirement.

Have AI pick your fantasy football team so you don’t have to spend all that time doing something you love.

Upload a photo of the grease fire engulfing your kitchen to ChatGPT to determine if you should leave the house or not.

Aim for at least 150 minutes of moderate-intensity AI or 75 minutes of vigorous AI per day.

Connect Claude to your family’s calendar to easily determine if the beagle’s actually missing or just on a business trip.

Take a picture of your genitals and have AI summarize them.

Just kick back and let the rest of the world force it into your TV, coffee machine, and toothbrush.

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