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Voter Fraud By The Numbers

October 19, 2026

President Trump has made repeated claims of widespread voter fraud as a justification for changes to electoral and election monitoring systems. The Onion looks at key figures behind Trump’s assertions of election rigging.

22

States where voter fraud is still the preferred method of voting

84.2

Decibel level of average Republican relative’s voice when topic comes up

7

Times Swiss tourist Moritz Schmid accidentally voted in the 2024 election while under the impression he was at a McDonald’s ordering kiosk

0000

Factory default PIN to open the back of an electronic voting machine

190 lbs

Maximum legal voting weight in California

86

Americans taking SAT test by mistake

114

Mail-in ballots cast under humans’ names by clever crows

912-57-3019

Social Security number of the late Doris Smith if you want to give it a try

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