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Eating Disorders: Myth Vs. Fact

August 7, 2026

An estimated 9% of Americans will have an eating disorder in their lifetime. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding eating disorders. 

MYTH: Most people with eating disorders are young.

FACT: They just look young because of how thin and beautiful they are.

MYTH: Only a doctor can diagnose an eating disorder.

FACT: It’s always good to get a second opinion from thousands of anonymous people online. 

MYTH: All it takes to recover from anorexia is to start eating.

FACT: You also have to stop not-eating.

MYTH: The leading cause of eating disorders is unhealthy family dynamics.

FACT: God forbid your horrible mother should try to keep you perfect.

MYTH: Eating disorders only affect women.

FACT: Every man who has said the word “protein” has an eating disorder.

MYTH: I need to lose 20 pounds if I want to be Lake County’s next Miss Pork Chop.

FACT: Miss Pork Chop became a farce the second the mayor’s daughter entered.

The post Eating Disorders: Myth Vs. Fact appeared first on The Onion.

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