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Amazon Destroying Rare Books To Train AI

Amazon Destroying Rare Books To Train AI

August 25, 2026

New evidence suggests Amazon is buying up rare books and tearing their pages from their spines in order to feed its AI models with unique information. What do you think?

“If they’re so good, how come they’re rare?”

Fernando Esquivel, Titanium Bender


“Just when I was about to get into 16th-century tomes.”

Miles Yoder, Detective Trainee


“Just what we need: pretentious robots.”

Carly Liu, Unemployed

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